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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1948 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4109 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2667 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,479,836 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rain | 55% | 113 |
| #2 | 罪 | 55% | 53 |
| #3 | 123(硬钢10000版) | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | 善 | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Lichee | 52% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | 9 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Yatoro瑜 | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Muserxu pop | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Lichi Del Rey | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | 871 player | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GLaYD | 453 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Muserxu pop | 426 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | wanted | 412 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Lichi Del Rey | 375 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | 871 player | 330 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lichee | +3.89 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | Yatoro瑜 | +2.71 | 72 | 29 |
| #3 | . | +2.01 | 61 | 50 |
| #4 | 善 | +1.61 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | 罪 | +1.57 | 64 | 74 |





