








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 532 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4428 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3778 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3482 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2676 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,103,822 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkal | 64% | 67 |
| #2 | Code | 56% | 86 |
| #3 | KuTenis | 53% | 183 |
| #4 | aNxi. | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | danyooh | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Code | 56% | 86 |
| #3 | KuTenis | 53% | 183 |
| #4 | aNxi. | 51% | 110 |
| #5 | danyooh | 50% | 107 |
| #6 | S0nicLT | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Code | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #2 | KuTenis | 9 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | danyooh | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Murkal | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | aNxi. | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KuTenis | 513 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | aNxi. | 232 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | danyooh | 199 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | S0nicLT | 199 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Murkal | 178 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | +1.22 | 56 | 56 |
| #2 | KuTenis | +0.93 | 47 | 56 |
| #3 | Murkal | +0.84 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | aNxi. | +0.39 | 81 | 49 |
| #5 | danyooh | +0.23 | 44 | 51 |





