








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,364 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 634 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1082 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 548 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,606 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0nicLT | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | KuTenis | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | Mcdonald Glover | 56% | 86 |
| #4 | aNxi. | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Murkal | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KuTenis | 56% | 102 |
| #3 | Mcdonald Glover | 56% | 86 |
| #4 | aNxi. | 52% | 63 |
| #5 | Murkal | 51% | 43 |
| #6 | danyooh | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | danyooh | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Murkal | 7 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | KuTenis | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | aNxi. | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 298 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #2 | KuTenis | 269 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | danyooh | 144 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | aNxi. | 124 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Murkal | 118 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | +2.16 | 55 | 58 |
| #2 | KuTenis | +1.89 | 48 | 54 |
| #3 | Murkal | +1.25 | 54 | 51 |
| #4 | aNxi. | +1.15 | 78 | 47 |
| #5 | danyooh | -0.27 | 45 | 46 |





