








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 316 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 316 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2697 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3518 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1934 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1531 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,371,964 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lasagna Lover | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Murkal | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Code | 52% | 63 |
| #4 | danyooh | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | KuTenis | 52% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | danyooh | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | KuTenis | 52% | 91 |
| #6 | S0nicLT | 52% | 188 |
| #7 | Mcdonald Glover | 51% | 110 |
| #8 | Addict | 44% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0nicLT | 17 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | danyooh | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Mcdonald Glover | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Code | 7 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Addict | 4 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0nicLT | 670 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Mcdonald Glover | 411 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #3 | Addict | 303 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | KuTenis | 278 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | danyooh | 258 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aNxi. | +1.29 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | Lasagna Lover | +0.98 | 64 | 74 |
| #3 | Mcdonald Glover | +0.75 | 52 | 57 |
| #4 | Murkal | +0.62 | 54 | 53 |
| #5 | danyooh | +0.49 | 46 | 51 |





