








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 88 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1084 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1192 | 31% |
| Smokes | 286 | 7% |
| HE Grenades | 1420 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 986 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $144,581 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 64% | 67 |
| #2 | aNxi. | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | danyooh | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Code | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Addict | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | aNxi. | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | danyooh | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | Code | 51% | 43 |
| #5 | Addict | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | S0nicLT | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 11 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | Code | 9 | 0.0105 |
| #3 | aNxi. | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | danyooh | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 226 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | aNxi. | 63 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | S0nicLT | 45 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Code | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | danyooh | 39 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | +2.15 | 50 | 55 |
| #2 | aNxi. | +1.00 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | Murkal | +0.88 | 51 | 56 |
| #4 | danyooh | +0.43 | 36 | 41 |
| #5 | S0nicLT | -1.68 | 72 | 71 |





