








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 817 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 248 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2927 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,888 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1893 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1940 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1617 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1438 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $825,679 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0nicLT | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | Murkal | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | aNxi. | 52% | 114 |
| #4 | Mcdonald Glover | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | KuTenis | 49% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Murkal | 58% | 26 |
| #3 | aNxi. | 52% | 114 |
| #4 | Mcdonald Glover | 50% | 107 |
| #5 | KuTenis | 49% | 118 |
| #6 | Code | 48% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Code | 10 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Mcdonald Glover | 9 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | aNxi. | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | KuTenis | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | S0nicLT | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mcdonald Glover | 425 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #2 | KuTenis | 309 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | aNxi. | 207 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | S0nicLT | 184 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Code | 91 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Murkal | +1.47 | 50 | 55 |
| #2 | Mcdonald Glover | +1.10 | 53 | 57 |
| #3 | KuTenis | +0.95 | 44 | 57 |
| #4 | danyooh | +0.76 | 50 | 49 |
| #5 | aNxi. | +0.44 | 81 | 49 |





