








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 26 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3906 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2970 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3743 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2964 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1009 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,049,066 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JaKe✤ | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | kasuhC | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | SUUIII | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | Tralalero Tralala | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | pueb1o LANLVL10 | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | siu | 46% | 83 |
| #9 | .path | 45% | 31 |
| #10 | don one deag padre mapcleaner | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | Walter White | 44% | 32 |
| #12 | Köftepeek 2.0 | 43% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | SlixVacson | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Köftepeek 2.0 | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | SUUIII | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | siu | 7 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommy | 232 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Köftepeek 2.0 | 167 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | JaKe✤ | 140 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | SlixVacson | 134 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | kasuhC | 130 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kasuhC | +4.22 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | pueb1o LANLVL10 | +2.87 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | Tralalero Tralala | +1.55 | 77 | 60 |
| #4 | don one deag padre mapcleaner | +1.40 | 84 | 45 |
| #5 | SUUIII | +1.39 | 80 | 45 |





