








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 681 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1734 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1318 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1486 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 673 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 824 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $563,257 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1012 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WatchPiggy | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Thinking Space II | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Blue Purple Guy | 59% | 17 |
| #4 | Zantares | 57% | 35 |
| #5 | ILikeYeetingYEET | 57% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n3ttsp3nd~ | 353 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | TemOofGod | 142 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | ILikeYeetingYEET | 66 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | netermind | 62 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | mino | 62 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WatchPiggy | +3.54 | 57 | 53 |
| #2 | Zantares | +2.84 | 68 | 44 |
| #3 | Supreme Witch Calamitas | +2.68 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | Not | +2.51 | 48 | 33 |
| #5 | nolli69 | +2.01 | 69 | 40 |





