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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2668 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,643 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 725 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1829 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2605 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3484 | 40% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,058,263 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 348 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 49% | 234 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 42% | 374 |
| #4 | Dosia do Continente | 39% | 57 |
| #5 | CRSN | 31% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 49% | 234 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 42% | 374 |
| #4 | Dosia do Continente | 39% | 57 |
| #5 | CRSN | 31% | 29 |
| #6 | spring❀˖° | 29% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 38 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | S1mple do LIDL | 33 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Dosia do Continente | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | spring❀˖° | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mple do LIDL | 1428 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 282 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #3 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 166 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | CRSN | 75 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dosia do Continente | 31 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | +3.98 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Fallen Do Mercadona | +3.09 | 87 | 70 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | +1.28 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | -1.89 | 40 | 47 |
| #5 | CRSN | -1.92 | 66 | 51 |





