








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 51 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1787 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1298 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 276 | 6% |
| Molotovs | 1234 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,076 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 79 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 59% | 66 |
| #2 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 53% | 68 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Dosia do Continente | 50% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 50% | 10 |
| #5 | Dosia do Continente | 50% | 10 |
| #6 | CRSN | 40% | 15 |
| #7 | spring❀˖° | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | S1mple do LIDL | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | spring❀˖° | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mple do LIDL | 556 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 88 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 35 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | CRSN | 31 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | +3.95 | 79 | 55 |
| #2 | Fallen Do Mercadona | +2.00 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | +1.72 | 46 | 58 |
| #4 | S1mple do LIDL | +0.67 | 73 | 69 |
| #5 | CRSN | -0.67 | 57 | 53 |





