








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,445 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 681 | 20% |
| Smokes | 628 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 873 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1263 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,458,430 of utility $355 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 51% | 102 |
| #2 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 43% | 192 |
| #4 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 39% | 57 |
| #5 | spring❀˖° | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 51% | 102 |
| #2 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 48% | 23 |
| #3 | S1mple do LIDL | 43% | 192 |
| #4 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 39% | 57 |
| #5 | spring❀˖° | 19% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mple do LIDL | 28 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 14 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | spring❀˖° | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S1mple do LIDL | 836 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 134 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 58 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | spring❀˖° | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | +5.07 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | S1mple do LIDL | +2.03 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | +1.00 | 65 | 59 |
| #4 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | -0.29 | 46 | 47 |
| #5 | Dosia do Continente | -3.57 | 22 | 49 |





