








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1284 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 269 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 220 matches | ||
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 110 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9918 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16302 | 31% |
| Smokes | 12509 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 10980 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 13328 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,140,193 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3976 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 55% | 88 |
| #2 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 51% | 635 |
| #3 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | Dosia do Continente | 43% | 192 |
| #5 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 42% | 374 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | Dosia do Continente | 43% | 192 |
| #5 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 42% | 374 |
| #6 | CRSN | 41% | 111 |
| #7 | spring❀˖° | 34% | 163 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 115 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 68 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | spring❀˖° | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | CRSN | 8 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | 903 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #2 | Fallen Do Mercadona | 366 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | CRSN | 268 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | 228 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | NiKo do Pingo Doce | 153 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AMMA_KamiKaze | +3.54 | 74 | 53 |
| #2 | Fallen Do Mercadona | +1.89 | 86 | 68 |
| #3 | ✞ Ƥrɨm[e] ✞ | +1.78 | 54 | 57 |
| #4 | S1mple do LIDL | +0.95 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | CRSN | -1.50 | 64 | 55 |





