








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 951 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 615 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




88 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8083 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7056 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6665 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6580 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5487 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,807,022 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 725 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mouse6162142 | 55% | 280 |
| #2 | LemonMoose | 53% | 186 |
| #3 | Cosmic God Lord Flump | 51% | 81 |
| #4 | misschf29 | 49% | 277 |
| #5 | femboy | 48% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Gorilla_Slavery.com | 41% | 70 |
| #15 | pearit | 41% | 90 |
| #16 | Asad | 41% | 113 |
| #17 | ENTRY FRAGGER | 41% | 133 |
| #18 | Bidoof | 38% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mouse6162142 | 41 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | softest hands | 29 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | femboy | 26 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | MuscleRelaxerDan | 25 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Deagg | 23 | 0.0107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | femboy | 1262 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #2 | Mouse6162142 | 773 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | AJ | 554 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #4 | ENTRY FRAGGER | 356 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Gorilla_Slavery.com | 306 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mouse6162142 | +5.46 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | LemonMoose | +2.64 | 75 | 44 |
| #3 | DrewSkii | +1.91 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | femboy | +1.83 | 61 | 64 |
| #5 | ENTRY FRAGGER | +1.26 | 80 | 51 |





