








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 263 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2397 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2513 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2008 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,349 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gernhard Reinholzen | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 55% | 58 |
| #3 | max | 55% | 78 |
| #4 | tr2lof | 53% | 53 |
| #5 | Shanqs | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Flawlezz | 48% | 141 |
| #11 | Habelinho | 45% | 123 |
| #12 | tr3lof | 45% | 65 |
| #13 | Lezo. | 41% | 46 |
| #14 | Sasquatch | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | 22 | 0.0113 |
| #2 | AliPay | 17 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | max | 13 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | Flawlezz | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Habelinho | 8 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | max | 240 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | Flawlezz | 209 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | Habelinho | 193 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | AliPay | 188 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | tr3lof | 170 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gernhard Reinholzen | +3.48 | 68 | 60 |
| #2 | Kevin Kupferbirne | +2.71 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | max | +2.42 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | trolof | +2.16 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | tr3lof | +1.96 | 62 | 65 |





