








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 204 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1632 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1349 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 2665 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 2496 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $805,053 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gernhard Reinholzen | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | tr2lof | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | Lezo. | 59% | 22 |
| #4 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 56% | 52 |
| #5 | tr3lof | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Wigglers | 49% | 130 |
| #10 | Flawlezz | 49% | 128 |
| #11 | WinTeK2$tronK | 48% | 31 |
| #12 | trolof | 42% | 19 |
| #13 | Lungenbrötchen | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flawlezz | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Habelinho | 6 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Wigglers | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Lungenbrötchen | 5 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wigglers | 218 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flawlezz | 203 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 131 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | tr3lof | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Habelinho | 81 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kevin Kupferbirne | +3.68 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | tr2lof | +3.67 | 66 | 65 |
| #3 | tr3lof | +2.96 | 62 | 68 |
| #4 | Gernhard Reinholzen | +2.67 | 54 | 71 |
| #5 | WinTeK2$tronK | +2.57 | 72 | 59 |





