








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 438 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3507 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3456 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3953 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 667 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,281 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M0lMoli | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | trolof | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Sasquatch | 56% | 64 |
| #4 | tr2lof | 55% | 118 |
| #5 | Lezo. | 54% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | WinTeK2$tronK | 49% | 354 |
| #11 | tidi | 49% | 79 |
| #12 | max | 48% | 231 |
| #13 | Wigglers | 45% | 123 |
| #14 | Flawlezz | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | 53 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | max | 35 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Shanqs | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Lezo. | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 7 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | max | 651 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #2 | WinTeK2$tronK | 535 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | tr2lof | 282 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Kevin Kupferbirne | 245 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | Shanqs | 222 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | +1.76 | 72 | 62 |
| #2 | tr3lof | +1.32 | 60 | 65 |
| #3 | Kevin Kupferbirne | +1.08 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | trolof | +0.96 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | tr2lof | +0.84 | 67 | 66 |





