








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,542 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4348 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5285 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4366 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3543 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,137 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gernhard Reinholzen | 55% | 38 |
| #2 | Wigglers | 55% | 78 |
| #3 | tr2lof | 55% | 118 |
| #4 | Sasquatch | 55% | 89 |
| #5 | WinTeK2$tronK | 53% | 381 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | tidi | 50% | 135 |
| #10 | Lezo. | 49% | 77 |
| #11 | tr3lof | 48% | 62 |
| #12 | Habelinho | 48% | 231 |
| #13 | oppi | 38% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | 72 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Shanqs | 21 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | tidi | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Habelinho | 10 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | trolof | 8 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | 558 | 0.07 | 15 min |
| #2 | Shanqs | 412 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Habelinho | 389 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | trolof | 344 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #5 | tr2lof | 266 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WinTeK2$tronK | +1.87 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | max | +1.36 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | trolof | +0.22 | 62 | 64 |
| #4 | Kevin Kupferbirne | +0.05 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | tr2lof | +0.04 | 61 | 64 |





