








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 699 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14746 | 36% |
| Smokes | 12678 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5438 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 8084 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,793,929 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | _hssgod | 59% | 304 |
| #7 | ^tJ | 59% | 85 |
| #8 | assassinwow | 59% | 200 |
| #9 | JoeY | 57% | 367 |
| #10 | AquaLeo | 57% | 318 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shifu | 47 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | whySoGooD? Drugs | 22 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | AquaLeo | 21 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | _hssgod | 21 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Xiah | 20 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AquaLeo | 1366 | 0.20 | 35 min |
| #2 | Xiah | 842 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #3 | JoeY | 683 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #4 | _hssgod | 583 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #5 | shifu | 458 | 0.04 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ^tJ | +2.10 | 76 | 65 |
| #2 | sWaG | +2.10 | 70 | 75 |
| #3 | _hssgod | +1.27 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | youtube.com/@Vproxd | +1.19 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | whySoGooD? Drugs | +1.06 | 72 | 61 |





