








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1513 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 781 matches | ||
| Faceit | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,606 | |
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 226 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13178 | 30% |
| Smokes | 10767 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 10075 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 9396 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,065,955 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 960 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | isak | 72% | 60 |
| #2 | Pekka Ariola | 66% | 62 |
| #3 | Teddster | 63% | 67 |
| #4 | BELLA CIAO | 60% | 80 |
| #5 | iba💯 | 56% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Svenkan | +2.55 | 84 | 66 |
| #2 | vr1LL | +2.08 | 92 | 58 |
| #3 | Teddster | +1.78 | 57 | 62 |
| #4 | Tedziy | +1.76 | 56 | 74 |
| #5 | snigelpost | +1.70 | 76 | 73 |





