








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 257 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2162 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3114 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4048 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3218 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,826 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kawshun! | 67% | 60 |
| #2 | MattyR | 65% | 100 |
| #3 | Tall1 | 62% | 86 |
| #4 | ADZoR! | 61% | 127 |
| #5 | ADZoR1 | 60% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ADZoR1 | 60% | 75 |
| #6 | s1Rprizzle | 59% | 132 |
| #7 | struGz | 58% | 296 |
| #8 | SKIZ | 57% | 112 |
| #9 | Mikle | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR! | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | struGz | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | s1Rprizzle | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | SKIZ | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Kawshun! | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR! | 644 | 0.23 | 16 min |
| #2 | ADZoR1 | 421 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | struGz | 409 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #4 | SKIZ | 330 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | MattyR | 302 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattyR | +3.16 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | ADZoR! | +3.05 | 81 | 75 |
| #3 | ADZoR1 | +2.31 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | struGz | +1.89 | 80 | 66 |
| #5 | Kawshun! | +0.65 | 78 | 51 |





