








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 188 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3732 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6403 | 37% |
| Smokes | 4430 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3523 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2762 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $168,847 of utility $26 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 560 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyle Ripper | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | Tall1 | 68% | 102 |
| #3 | Kawshun! | 65% | 68 |
| #4 | MattyR | 64% | 144 |
| #5 | turtz | 61% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MattyR | 64% | 144 |
| #5 | turtz | 61% | 127 |
| #6 | struGz | 58% | 214 |
| #7 | SKIZ | 55% | 95 |
| #8 | s1Rprizzle | 53% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKIZ | 17 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | turtz | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | MattyR | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | struGz | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | s1Rprizzle | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MattyR | 400 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | struGz | 261 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tall1 | 258 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | SKIZ | 248 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | turtz | 214 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR! | +2.55 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | MattyR | +2.34 | 78 | 59 |
| #3 | struGz | +1.56 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | s1Rprizzle | +0.64 | 59 | 58 |
| #5 | Kawshun! | +0.41 | 76 | 49 |





