








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 266 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2762 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3193 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2919 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1717 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $764,052 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR1 | 68% | 80 |
| #2 | Tall1 | 62% | 99 |
| #3 | SKIZ | 62% | 78 |
| #4 | Kawshun! | 60% | 62 |
| #5 | turtz | 59% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Kawshun! | 60% | 62 |
| #5 | turtz | 59% | 132 |
| #6 | MattyR | 59% | 94 |
| #7 | struGz | 58% | 223 |
| #8 | ADZoR! | 53% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR! | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | SKIZ | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | turtz | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | struGz | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | MattyR | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR! | 534 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | ADZoR1 | 461 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #3 | struGz | 268 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | MattyR | 264 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | Tall1 | 256 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ADZoR1 | +2.88 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | ADZoR! | +2.26 | 76 | 75 |
| #3 | MattyR | +1.69 | 79 | 60 |
| #4 | struGz | +1.53 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | s1Rprizzle | +0.61 | 63 | 61 |





