








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 232 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,565 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5583 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3921 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3094 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3967 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,335,371 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nybia | 59% | 147 |
| #2 | Pigeon | 58% | 144 |
| #3 | savant | 57% | 145 |
| #4 | Terra | 54% | 98 |
| #5 | brooklyn | 53% | 334 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | a | 49% | 70 |
| #8 | KugelBlitZ | 48% | 64 |
| #9 | zystie | 47% | 116 |
| #10 | Joshy- | 46% | 61 |
| #11 | K6 Jr | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brooklyn | 89 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | Prototype | 51 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | nybia | 33 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | Pigeon | 25 | 0.0087 |
| #5 | zystie | 8 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 880 | 0.17 | 27 min |
| #2 | savant | 606 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | brooklyn | 438 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | zystie | 372 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | Pigeon | 220 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inqu1red | +3.44 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | nybia | +2.76 | 46 | 42 |
| #3 | a | +1.48 | 67 | 43 |
| #4 | savant | +1.03 | 56 | 72 |
| #5 | brooklyn | +1.02 | 56 | 47 |





