








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 323 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3568 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 924 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1931 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2570 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1981 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,945 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VagueIsolation | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | Pigeon | 61% | 93 |
| #3 | Inqu1red | 59% | 147 |
| #4 | savant | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | K6 Jr | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | zystie | 46% | 48 |
| #13 | Terra | 45% | 20 |
| #14 | potaterz | 39% | 54 |
| #15 | Jay w | 30% | 20 |
| #16 | MEGA NUKE | 30% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 59 | 0.0137 |
| #2 | brooklyn | 57 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | Inqu1red | 39 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | potaterz | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | MEGA NUKE | 14 | 0.0287 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 736 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Inqu1red | 384 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | brooklyn | 223 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | savant | 219 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #5 | zystie | 182 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noobia | +3.12 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | Inqu1red | +3.11 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | nybia | +2.20 | 41 | 41 |
| #4 | KugelBlitZ | +1.50 | 82 | 37 |
| #5 | Fossa | +1.42 | 67 | 34 |





