








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3817 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,437 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4929 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2990 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2078 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2440 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $611,615 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 249 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mys | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | Pigeon | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | brooklyn | 51% | 143 |
| #4 | Terra | 47% | 55 |
| #5 | monicaaa pfgfdpdfhofgjfg | 47% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | K6 Jr | 40% | 53 |
| #13 | Noobia | 39% | 28 |
| #14 | Fossa | 38% | 24 |
| #15 | Joshy- | 36% | 36 |
| #16 | Big Willen | 20% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brooklyn | 30 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Prototype | 28 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Inqu1red | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Pigeon | 8 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | savant | 5 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prototype | 623 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | Inqu1red | 348 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | savant | 316 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #4 | brooklyn | 240 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pigeon | 98 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noobia | +4.73 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | Inqu1red | +2.11 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | mys | +2.04 | 42 | 59 |
| #4 | nybia | +1.71 | 34 | 51 |
| #5 | savant | +1.19 | 58 | 69 |





