








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1337 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Faceit | 191 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 213 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




175 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7337 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6048 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 8094 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 6895 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,612,464 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 848 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gabehasbongo | 60% | 53 |
| #2 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 54% | 87 |
| #3 | AHHHHHHHHHH | 51% | 291 |
| #4 | Dizzy | 51% | 275 |
| #5 | Fransisco | 48% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bacxn | 1226 | 0.11 | 27 min |
| #2 | Sparta | 788 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #3 | AHHHHHHHHHH | 629 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | Dizzy | 529 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #5 | SAV | TroyjanHorse | 487 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AHHHHHHHHHH | +2.45 | 61 | 63 |
| #2 | Fransisco | +1.51 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Gabehasbongo | +1.38 | 62 | 67 |
| #4 | Depressed Pulse | +0.55 | 63 | 57 |
| #5 | Dizzy | +0.15 | 72 | 56 |





