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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1237 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 490 matches | ||
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




173 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10279 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6347 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6818 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5139 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,294 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2401 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_FemboyLover | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | 3113 z6at | 44% | 48 |
| #3 | Maxine_D9 (ancient hater) | 33% | 106 |
| #4 | Lympt | 32% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_FemboyLover | 51% | 57 |
| #2 | 3113 z6at | 44% | 48 |
| #3 | Maxine_D9 (ancient hater) | 33% | 106 |
| #4 | Lympt | 32% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lympt | 82 | 0.0348 |
| #2 | Maxine_D9 (ancient hater) | 30 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | 3113 z6at | 19 | 0.0207 |
| #4 | de_FemboyLover | 17 | 0.0148 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lympt | 96 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | Maxine_D9 (ancient hater) | 77 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | 3113 z6at | 68 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | de_FemboyLover | 24 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_FemboyLover | +3.77 | 55 | 14 |
| #2 | transsexual trinity | +0.55 | 29 | 58 |
| #3 | Maxine_D9 (ancient hater) | -1.23 | 36 | 21 |
| #4 | Lympt | -1.98 | 13 | 25 |
| #5 | 3113 z6at | -2.07 | 31 | 26 |





