








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 484 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5492 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5845 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4938 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6579 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5706 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,813,768 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NachoX- | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | Core 愛 | 56% | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 55% | 184 |
| #4 | siK | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | DaNi_20 | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | siK | 55% | 139 |
| #5 | DaNi_20 | 52% | 66 |
| #6 | Derfx⚡ | 49% | 59 |
| #7 | MaSo ツ | 47% | 137 |
| #8 | elruso286 | 47% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siK | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Core 愛 | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Derfx⚡ | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | MaSo ツ | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 460 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #2 | siK | 352 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | MaSo ツ | 282 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Core 愛 | 245 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | NachoX- | 192 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NachoX- | +1.72 | 70 | 61 |
| #2 | Core 愛 | +1.51 | 87 | 73 |
| #3 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | +1.32 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | FunchiTa ✓ | +0.56 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | siK | +0.47 | 78 | 64 |





