








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1017 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 239 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4817 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6434 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4971 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5019 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,438 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 316 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siK | 73% | 48 |
| #2 | ISMAAAAAAA ツ | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | NachoX- | 59% | 56 |
| #4 | Nubito | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | Chaparro | 57% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaNi_20 | 12 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Eau Rouge | 10 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Chaparro | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | PraTwo | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | FunchiTa ✓ | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eau Rouge | 650 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #2 | Chaparro | 573 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | PraTwo | 295 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #4 | DaNi_20 | 236 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | NachoX- | 210 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NachoX- | +2.39 | 70 | 65 |
| #2 | Nubito | +1.66 | 85 | 54 |
| #3 | siK | +1.34 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | Chaparro | +1.22 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Core 愛 | +1.18 | 85 | 73 |





