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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 340 matches | ||
| Faceit | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4683 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,407 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4874 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4394 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4226 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2913 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,224 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Core 愛 | 73% | 48 |
| #2 | ds11 ☣snake☣ | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | Eau Rouge | 65% | 31 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 63% | 172 |
| #5 | MaSo ツ | 63% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunchiTa ✓ | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | DaNi_20 | 6 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | MaSo ツ | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ds11 ☣snake☣ | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 611 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | FunchiTa ✓ | 352 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | MaSo ツ | 306 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #4 | Core 愛 | 194 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | NachoX- | 183 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Core 愛 | +2.07 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | NachoX- | +1.99 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | +1.78 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | siK | +0.84 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | FunchiTa ✓ | +0.48 | 64 | 64 |





