








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 183 matches | ||
| Wingman | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 214 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,162 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13132 | 28% |
| Smokes | 14436 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 10225 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 9369 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,918,905 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2030 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siK | 63% | 172 |
| #2 | suel | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | sendoh | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | FunchiTa ✓ | 55% | 184 |
| #5 | MaSo ツ | 52% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | sendoh | 56% | 103 |
| #4 | FunchiTa ✓ | 55% | 184 |
| #5 | MaSo ツ | 52% | 319 |
| #6 | elruso286 | 52% | 430 |
| #7 | 𝕓𝕪𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝟙𝟞 | 49% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunchiTa ✓ | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | siK | 15 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | elruso286 | 12 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | MaSo ツ | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | sendoh | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaSo ツ | 636 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | siK | 465 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | elruso286 | 432 | 0.05 | 9 min |
| #4 | FunchiTa ✓ | 352 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | sendoh | 199 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | +2.98 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | siK | +1.40 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | sendoh | +1.28 | 59 | 65 |
| #4 | FunchiTa ✓ | +0.84 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | elruso286 | -0.65 | 63 | 49 |





