








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 115 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4337 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4082 | 21% |
| Smokes | 5245 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4438 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5544 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,486,055 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 342 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sendoh | 66% | 61 |
| #2 | siK | 63% | 120 |
| #3 | PUTERO GALLEGO | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 52% | 319 |
| #5 | DaNi_20 | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | DaNi_20 | 49% | 51 |
| #6 | elruso286 | 49% | 195 |
| #7 | 𝕓𝕪𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝟙𝟞 | 48% | 31 |
| #8 | FunchiTa ✓ | 47% | 137 |
| #9 | Derfx⚡ | 34% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 28 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | siK | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | FunchiTa ✓ | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | elruso286 | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | DaNi_20 | 6 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 1040 | 0.16 | 31 min |
| #2 | siK | 335 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | FunchiTa ✓ | 301 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | elruso286 | 208 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | sendoh | 142 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | +2.81 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | sendoh | +2.15 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | FunchiTa ✓ | +1.20 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | siK | +1.11 | 79 | 65 |
| #5 | elruso286 | -0.08 | 65 | 51 |





