








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5793 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2480 | 16% |
| Smokes | 4787 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2703 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5062 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,814,547 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siK | 61% | 66 |
| #2 | sendoh | 56% | 48 |
| #3 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 52% | 430 |
| #4 | MaSo ツ | 49% | 195 |
| #5 | FunchiTa ✓ | 47% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 52% | 430 |
| #4 | MaSo ツ | 49% | 195 |
| #5 | FunchiTa ✓ | 47% | 108 |
| #6 | 𝕓𝕪𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝟙𝟞 | 45% | 74 |
| #7 | PUTERO GALLEGO | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 23 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | FunchiTa ✓ | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | MaSo ツ | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | sendoh | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | PUTERO GALLEGO | 5 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | 1136 | 0.14 | 34 min |
| #2 | MaSo ツ | 376 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #3 | FunchiTa ✓ | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | siK | 187 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | PUTERO GALLEGO | 140 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 火 | +1.90 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | sendoh | +1.42 | 64 | 68 |
| #3 | FunchiTa ✓ | +0.91 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | siK | +0.17 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | elruso286 | -0.30 | 63 | 50 |





