








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 212 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1436 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2511 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2373 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $937,336 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unexpected Panda | 52% | 86 |
| #2 | FuzzyFury | 51% | 104 |
| #3 | TRONY | 49% | 95 |
| #4 | Wolf | 48% | 62 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 48% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | aXEZ | 42% | 81 |
| #7 | bread enjoyer | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | Kalle | 39% | 46 |
| #9 | Rici | 33% | 12 |
| #10 | g4udN | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuzzyFury | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Unexpected Panda | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | aXEZ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | TRONY | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuzzyFury | 451 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | aXEZ | 339 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #3 | TRONY | 293 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | 243 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #5 | Wolf | 208 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +3.67 | 86 | 58 |
| #2 | TRONY | +2.82 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | breadmaker85 | +1.74 | 73 | 75 |
| #4 | Wolf | +0.49 | 71 | 69 |
| #5 | FuzzyFury | +0.47 | 70 | 74 |





