








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 209 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2671 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2639 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1991 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2030 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2267 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,098,856 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | TRONY | 45% | 107 |
| #10 | Uskar | 42% | 81 |
| #11 | Kalle | 42% | 31 |
| #12 | breadmaker85 | 42% | 36 |
| #13 | bread enjoyer | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FuzzyFury | 544 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | TRONY | 309 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Wolf | 244 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #4 | Hubbabubbaz | 233 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | breadmaker85 | 159 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bread enjoyer | +3.38 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | TRONY | +1.82 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | jamjam | +1.16 | 68 | 64 |
| #4 | breadmaker85 | +0.99 | 73 | 79 |
| #5 | Wolf | +0.76 | 67 | 71 |





