








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 807 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 582 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7191 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,251 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8931 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7249 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5558 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7513 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,109,249 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entenfahrstuhl | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 62% | 112 |
| #3 | Larsomart | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 55% | 324 |
| #5 | okhi | 55% | 445 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Chris.kyle | 49% | 68 |
| #9 | mxzeH | 48% | 457 |
| #10 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 44% | 151 |
| #11 | 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪 | 44% | 142 |
| #12 | swgr | 40% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mxzeH | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Chris.kyle | 9 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪 | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | okhi | 5 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 1198 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #2 | mxzeH | 734 | 0.08 | 20 min |
| #3 | okhi | 492 | 0.05 | 15 min |
| #4 | `Vayra | 473 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | R0biNbLy4t | 362 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | +2.63 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | +1.62 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | okhi | +1.54 | 87 | 58 |
| #4 | `Vayra | +0.53 | 79 | 64 |
| #5 | Larsomart | +0.42 | 78 | 60 |





