








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 458 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3542 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6121 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6106 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4125 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,506,263 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 57% | 193 |
| #2 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 57% | 332 |
| #3 | Drin ist der Win | 55% | 445 |
| #4 | Entenfahrstuhl | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪 | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Entenfahrstuhl | 53% | 172 |
| #5 | 𝘛𝘦𝘤𝘩𝘪 | 51% | 41 |
| #6 | `Vayra | 51% | 134 |
| #7 | mxzeH | 50% | 209 |
| #8 | ℝ𝕪𝕚𝕒𝕙 | 45% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drin ist der Win | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | mxzeH | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | `Vayra | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | 1183 | 0.17 | 33 min |
| #2 | Drin ist der Win | 1007 | 0.11 | 23 min |
| #3 | Entenfahrstuhl | 768 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #4 | `Vayra | 718 | 0.26 | 18 min |
| #5 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | 566 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4tFrag | hatyyy | +2.30 | 89 | 68 |
| #2 | ♿Aimcrusher aka.phoon 1337♿ | +1.37 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | okhi | +1.36 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | `Vayra | +0.32 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | Drin ist der Win | -0.70 | 69 | 63 |





