








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 808 matches | ||
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9070 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,073 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7727 | 17% |
| Smokes | 15431 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 9337 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 12578 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $7,548,706 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JDAIN | 57% | 82 |
| #2 | Rieps | 53% | 333 |
| #3 | Grizi | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | Hakuna.#<3 | 50% | 207 |
| #5 | GENjiii~ | 48% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hakuna.#<3 | 50% | 207 |
| #5 | GENjiii~ | 48% | 81 |
| #6 | Chris.kyle | 48% | 615 |
| #7 | Drin ist der Win | 44% | 151 |
| #8 | R0biNbLy4t | 43% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris.kyle | 65 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | JDAIN | 14 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Hakuna.#<3 | 12 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Rieps | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | R0biNbLy4t | 8 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chris.kyle | 2567 | 0.20 | 57 min |
| #2 | Hakuna.#<3 | 1238 | 0.28 | 32 min |
| #3 | R0biNbLy4t | 798 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #4 | Rieps | 422 | 0.07 | 9 min |
| #5 | Grizi | 407 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JDAIN | +2.71 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | Rieps | +2.63 | 72 | 48 |
| #3 | Hakuna.#<3 | +1.09 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | Chris.kyle | +0.82 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | Grizi | +0.75 | 67 | 63 |





