








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 250 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2511 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3344 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1640 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2850 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,401,200 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DONTWORRY | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | shingjai | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | KXNelson | 59% | 184 |
| #4 | みどり | 59% | 197 |
| #5 | Happy伯 | 57% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | みどり | 59% | 197 |
| #5 | Happy伯 | 57% | 175 |
| #6 | m0nasi | 55% | 44 |
| #7 | Neroりゅうい | 52% | 146 |
| #8 | 錦鋰大鑊喇! | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy伯 | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | KXNelson | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | みどり | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Neroりゅうい | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | 錦鋰大鑊喇! | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KXNelson | 763 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | みどり | 333 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | Happy伯 | 317 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Neroりゅうい | 171 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | 錦鋰大鑊喇! | 114 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KXNelson | +5.41 | 86 | 71 |
| #2 | Happy伯 | +5.19 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | みどり | +3.46 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | shingjai | +1.86 | 75 | 69 |
| #5 | m0nasi | +0.51 | 72 | 66 |





