








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1413 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 208 matches | ||
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9117 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,071 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8092 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7265 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6311 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6403 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,602,462 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡MiLK♡TøA☁🗲Vita🗲 | 84% | 50 |
| #2 | shingjai | 73% | 173 |
| #3 | みどり | 66% | 466 |
| #4 | DONTWORRY | 66% | 127 |
| #5 | Happy伯 | 64% | 383 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy伯 | 20 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | みどり | 15 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | DONTWORRY | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Neroりゅうい | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Mingahhh | 7 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | みどり | 785 | 0.09 | 20 min |
| #2 | Happy伯 | 742 | 0.10 | 21 min |
| #3 | DONTWORRY | 559 | 0.23 | 15 min |
| #4 | shingjai | 391 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | Mingahhh | 348 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KXNelson | +5.10 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | Happy伯 | +3.91 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | みどり | +2.19 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Hiro | +1.26 | 82 | 54 |
| #5 | ⚡MiLK♡TøA☁🗲Vita🗲 | +0.92 | 67 | 68 |





