








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1046 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 230 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3846 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5247 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5476 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5562 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,084,673 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡MiLK♡TøA☁🗲Vita🗲 | 78% | 69 |
| #2 | shingjai | 71% | 184 |
| #3 | DONTWORRY | 67% | 99 |
| #4 | KXNelson | 66% | 466 |
| #5 | m0nasi | 63% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Happy伯 | 61% | 392 |
| #8 | Mingahhh | 59% | 197 |
| #9 | 錦鋰大鑊喇! | 54% | 112 |
| #10 | Neroりゅうい | 53% | 268 |
| #11 | Hiro | 53% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy伯 | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | KXNelson | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Neroりゅうい | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Mingahhh | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | DONTWORRY | 5 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KXNelson | 1990 | 0.23 | 44 min |
| #2 | Happy伯 | 774 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | DONTWORRY | 448 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | ⚡MiLK♡TøA☁🗲Vita🗲 | 440 | 0.34 | 9 min |
| #5 | shingjai | 422 | 0.12 | 11 min |





