








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,438 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 17% |
| Smokes | 571 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 583 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 881 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,189 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Baby_J.B | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 47% | 36 |
| #8 | Rexlity.- | 44% | 9 |
| #9 | F | 33% | 24 |
| #10 | airicF | 31% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p ☔ | 10 | 0.0127 |
| #2 | ü 16 guppy | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 4 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Baby_J.B | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Rexlity.- | 2 | 0.0096 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 190 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | ü 16 guppy | 179 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | p ☔ | 131 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | airicF | 102 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #5 | F | 67 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | p ☔ | +2.86 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | +2.79 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | airicF | +2.17 | 69 | 75 |
| #4 | Baby_J.B | +1.70 | 67 | 36 |
| #5 | Oger | +1.52 | 91 | 45 |





