








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 244 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1429 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1471 | 30% |
| Smokes | 975 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1160 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $459,580 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 47% | 57 |
| #7 | Cuntdestroyer_69 | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | airicF | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | F | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | Rexlity.- | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ü 16 guppy | 13 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | airicF | 9 | 0.0152 |
| #3 | Nico | 6 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | F | 6 | 0.0096 |
| #5 | Baby_J.B | 6 | 0.0214 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ü 16 guppy | 258 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 230 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | airicF | 178 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #4 | F | 104 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nico | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airicF | +1.68 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | +1.32 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | p ☔ | +1.25 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Baby_J.B | -0.54 | 66 | 33 |
| #5 | ü 16 guppy | -0.67 | 61 | 65 |





