








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 211 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,818 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1421 | 29% |
| Smokes | 950 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1326 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1121 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $452,566 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 47% | 55 |
| #7 | Cuntdestroyer_69 | 47% | 15 |
| #8 | airicF | 47% | 30 |
| #9 | F | 41% | 29 |
| #10 | Rexlity.- | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ü 16 guppy | 13 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | airicF | 9 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Nico | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #4 | Baby_J.B | 6 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 5 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ü 16 guppy | 251 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Basti sucht sein Aim | 230 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #3 | airicF | 190 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| #4 | F | 96 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nico | 44 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | airicF | +1.84 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | p ☔ | +1.26 | 63 | 57 |
| #3 | Basti sucht sein Aim | +1.18 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | Baby_J.B | -0.54 | 66 | 33 |
| #5 | Rexlity.- | -0.72 | 63 | 57 |





