








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 492 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Renown | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,810 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4421 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4866 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3000 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 4523 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,984,702 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {rehti}Adios | 63% | 109 |
| #2 | jacka | 59% | 335 |
| #3 | NervööSP | 59% | 234 |
| #4 | Melooni | 59% | 518 |
| #5 | KOFF | 58% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | 24 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | jacka | 16 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Melooni | 12 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | NervööSP | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Olbert | 4 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melooni | 1815 | 0.17 | 48 min |
| #2 | jacka | 1172 | 0.16 | 34 min |
| #3 | EKstrs | 1090 | 0.10 | 35 min |
| #4 | NervööSP | 215 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | {rehti}Adios | 147 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +3.18 | 88 | 76 |
| #2 | jacka | +1.78 | 83 | 77 |
| #3 | atte | +0.59 | 83 | 70 |
| #4 | Melooni | -0.67 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Hippuli | -1.59 | 77 | 64 |





