








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1663 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 215 matches | ||
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Renown | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 101 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6382 | 22% |
| Smokes | 8505 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6435 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7257 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,330,491 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {rehti}Adios | 61% | 109 |
| #2 | jacka | 59% | 383 |
| #3 | KOFF | 59% | 151 |
| #4 | NervööSP | 58% | 279 |
| #5 | Melooni | 58% | 544 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Hippuli | 51% | 205 |
| #9 | Jägermeister :) | 50% | 42 |
| #10 | ❀ mimi ❀ | 50% | 64 |
| #11 | MahtiLimppu | 49% | 81 |
| #12 | Olbert | 46% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jacka | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Melooni | 12 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | NervööSP | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | atte | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Hippuli | 6 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Melooni | 1897 | 0.16 | 51 min |
| #2 | jacka | 1386 | 0.17 | 41 min |
| #3 | atte | 1329 | 0.12 | 47 min |
| #4 | Hippuli | 340 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | NervööSP | 316 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +3.52 | 88 | 74 |
| #2 | jacka | +1.72 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | atte | +0.38 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | Melooni | -0.62 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | Jägermeister :) | -0.64 | 28 | 73 |





