








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 608 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 209 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Renown | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5555 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6575 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5638 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5646 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5477 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,604 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 330 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | {rehti}Adios | 62% | 109 |
| #2 | jacka | 60% | 345 |
| #3 | KOFF | 59% | 155 |
| #4 | NervööSP | 59% | 235 |
| #5 | atte | 59% | 518 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | 25 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | jacka | 17 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | NervööSP | 10 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | atte | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | KOFF | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | atte | 1256 | 0.11 | 44 min |
| #2 | jacka | 1220 | 0.16 | 36 min |
| #3 | EKstrs | 1107 | 0.10 | 36 min |
| #4 | NervööSP | 216 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | {rehti}Adios | 150 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EKstrs | +3.11 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | jacka | +1.72 | 82 | 78 |
| #3 | atte | +0.59 | 83 | 71 |
| #4 | Melooni | -0.52 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Hippuli | -1.45 | 77 | 64 |





