








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4147 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,361 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1972 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2695 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4044 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3650 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,803,654 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | KiRT4P | 45% | 331 |
| #10 | Patres | 45% | 143 |
| #11 | Billy Bazmeg | 40% | 35 |
| #12 | Peater555 | 40% | 105 |
| #13 | [ST]METJU | 29% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiRT4P | 15 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Bakyt | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Mave | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | 8 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Patres | 5 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakyt | 594 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #2 | rdlf | 345 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | Mave | 302 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | Fr1ďo | 211 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Patres | 204 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $timp¥ | +2.66 | 62 | 72 |
| #2 | npol20 | +2.20 | 64 | 61 |
| #3 | Mave | +1.26 | 42 | 58 |
| #4 | KiRT4P | +1.02 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | Fr1ďo | +0.69 | 35 | 58 |





