








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1334 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Faceit | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 91 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7293 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,012 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5207 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5309 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4664 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5832 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,961,678 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 557 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crayzer1no | 61% | 204 |
| #2 | kronix | 59% | 85 |
| #3 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 57% | 35 |
| #4 | נυʟıαп | 55% | 64 |
| #5 | JAYBE | 54% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | XD_Junior | 52% | 56 |
| #9 | fatty | 51% | 100 |
| #10 | .dabo | 50% | 125 |
| #11 | AalongTimeAgo | 46% | 150 |
| #12 | Lokiii | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xz0r | 17 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | 4MIR | 15 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | crayzer1no | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | AalongTimeAgo | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | .dabo | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xz0r | 1078 | 0.11 | 25 min |
| #2 | crayzer1no | 710 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #3 | AalongTimeAgo | 623 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #4 | fatty | 337 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | .dabo | 333 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crayzer1no | +2.39 | 76 | 73 |
| #2 | SlooBOB | +1.35 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | JAYBE | +1.05 | 93 | 67 |
| #4 | xz0r | +0.89 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | kronix | +0.73 | 79 | 53 |





