








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 380 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7198 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,556 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3397 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5419 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4543 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5197 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,139,056 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | נυʟıαп | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | INL | kennybtw | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | fatty | 57% | 37 |
| #4 | kronix | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | SlooBOB | 53% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xz0r | 380 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | AalongTimeAgo | 366 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | .dabo | 300 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | SlooBOB | 262 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | crayzer1no | 219 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | INL | kennybtw | +1.88 | 78 | 43 |
| #2 | crayzer1no | +1.75 | 74 | 72 |
| #3 | SlooBOB | +1.71 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | 4MIR | +1.70 | 61 | 53 |
| #5 | kronix | +1.41 | 84 | 56 |





