








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 668 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,552 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6506 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6607 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4782 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4657 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,992,087 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 291 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fatty | 57% | 106 |
| #2 | crayzer1no | 56% | 153 |
| #3 | kronix | 55% | 165 |
| #4 | JAYBE | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | 𝗠 𝗮 𝘅 𝗫 | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | XD_Junior | 45% | 64 |
| #11 | AalongTimeAgo | 44% | 137 |
| #12 | 4MIR | 44% | 110 |
| #13 | Lokiii | 40% | 129 |
| #14 | נυʟıαп | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4MIR | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | xz0r | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | kronix | 10 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | crayzer1no | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Lokiii | 6 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xz0r | 747 | 0.11 | 18 min |
| #2 | crayzer1no | 546 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | AalongTimeAgo | 508 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #4 | kronix | 422 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | fatty | 380 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crayzer1no | +1.67 | 75 | 74 |
| #2 | kronix | +1.40 | 81 | 54 |
| #3 | SlooBOB | +1.33 | 83 | 64 |
| #4 | fatty | +1.22 | 89 | 64 |
| #5 | xz0r | +1.09 | 83 | 61 |





